“You’re totally my spirit animal!”

“I hope this camp isn’t going to tell me what to do all the time. I hate camps that tell me what to do all the time. I hope this is a free-range camp.”

“We totally have a black market on slime and spinners at this school.”

“Pass the ketchup.”

“Chicken tenders again?? … AWESOME!!”

“What’s your finsta?”

“Obvi.”

“You only want to hear two things that I love about how God made me? But there are so many things I love about how He made me!”

“I want friends who have excellent hygiene. I value cleanliness.”

“Wait – what?”

“I made you a friendship bracelet. Do you love it?”

” ‘S’up?”

“Huh?”

“It wasn’t me!”

“Will you be my aunt?”

“You’re older than my mom. Waaaay older.”

“Let’s dance!”

“I AM NOT DOING THAT ROPES COURSE!!!”

“I DID THE ROPES COURSE!!!!!!!!!!”

“We’ve been going out forever, since last month.”

“Elvis? Never heard of him.”

“I’m not interested in fruits and vegetables.”

“Now that I’m in 7th grade, I finally earned some respect on the bus.”

“I LOVE SCHOOL!”

“I HATE SCHOOL!”

“Hey – can we talk?”